Kanye West @ the United Center

John Dewey, Frank Lloyd Wright, Milton Friedman.  A lot of great men have come from Chicago, but none of them even approach the pertinacious greatness that is Kanye West.  By far, Chicago’s most favoritest son.  Our city’s meager United Center comes nowhere close to containing the unstoppable invocation of a Kanye West concert which is why a single show was not enough to quell the yearning masses.  Therefore, two shows have been scheduled for the 17th and 18th.  Of course, if you’re anything like us, you’re going to both.