Assuming Smokin’ Jay Cutler’s groin is back in proper working order, we can expect our beloved Chicago Bears to handily dismantle the Lions this Sunday afternoon at Soldier Field. Game starts at noon, but you can expect it to be in the bag for the Monsters of Midway by halftime.
Not actually going to Soldier Field to watch the game? May we recommend The Standard? It’s only two blocks away and has $5 Make-Your-Own Bloody Marys and arguably the best veggie burger in Wicker Park. Oh, and waffle fries!